Wow, I can't believe it's been three years (almost) since I wrote an entry. Things have been crazy; dropping out of school, enrolling in design school, parents moving, people changing... I think it's clear why writing has been put on the back burner of my daily to-do list. I must say, that I really miss Xanga. I forgot how interactive it was and just how awesome it was, being able to get to know people from all over the world. 

Ahem, maybe I exaggerate. 

But hopefully with this entry I am back to stay. And at least my life has become more interesting, if only by a little bit. 

 

Cheers! 

How to Be Annoying
 
1.Adjust the tint on your TV until every one is green,and insist to others that"you like it that way"
 
2.Sing the Batman theme incessantly
 
3.Set alarms for random times
 
4.Decline to be seated at a restauant, and simply eat the complementary mints by the cash register
 
5.Pay for your dinner with pennies
 
6.Repeat the follwing conversation a dozen times: Do you hear that? What? Never mind its gone now"
 
7.As much as possible, skip instead of walk
 
8.Finish the 99 bottles of beer song
 
9.Ask people what gender they are
 
10.Forget the punch line to a really long joke but assure the listener it was a "real hoot"
 
11.Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture informing the curious that you dont want to fall off "when the big one comes."
 
12.Follow a few steps behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol
 
13.Holler random numbers while someone is counting
 
14.Signal a conversation is over by clamping your hands overyour ears.
 
15.Select the same song on a jukebox 50 times
 
16.Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture"
 
17.Ask your family myterious questions and scribble they're answers in a notebook while muttering about "psychological profiles"
 
18.Repat everything someone says as a question
 
9.Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesnt rhyme
 
20.Stand over somebodys shoulder, mumbling,as they read.
 

 

Fun thngs to do in an elevator
 
1.On the hihest floor hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom
 
2.Bet the other passengers that you can fit a quarter up yor nos
 
3.As your walking out push as many button as you can
 
4.Announce in a demonic voice:"I must find a more suitable host body"
 
5.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push all the red buttons
 

 

Fun ways to order pizza
 
1.Terminate the call with "Rember,We never had this conversation
 
2.Put an extra edge in your voice when orderig crazy bread
 
3.Say hello, act stunned for 5 seconds and then act like they called you
 
4.Change your accent every 3 seconds
 
5.Move the mouthpiece farther ad farther away as you speak when the call ends jerk the mouthpeice closer to your mouth and scream "Goodbye" at the top of your lungs
 
6.Order a slice, not a whole pizza
 

 

Fun things to do in a Movie Theatre
 
1.Sing along with the background music
 
2.Whenever somone opens a door yell " Don't go in there, he's got a gun
 
3.Yell "Hey down there in the front' even if you're in the front
 
4.If you've seen the movie before, say whats going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your incredible foresight,
 
5.Read the credits out loud
 
6.Say "Beep" really loudly at every swear word.
 
7.Throw paper airplanes. Announce their take off like air traffic personnel
 
8.Yell Ow after every gunshot.
 
9.Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Ask everyone who enters and leaves for identification
 
10.Leave death threats on various seats.Give sinaster glances to people as they leave the theatre
 

 

 

 
Fun things to do during a Final that doesnt matter
 
1.Get a copy of the test and run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got secret documents
 
2.Talk the entire way through the test. Read questions out loud, debate your answers with yourself outloud. When asked to stop, Yell out "Im sooo sure you can hear what im thinking".Then start talkingabout what a jerk the teaher is
 
3.15 mins into the exam, stand up,rip it into little pieces and yell Merry Christmas.Ask for another copy,saying that you lost yours.Repeat every 15mins.
 
4.Try to get people around the room to do the wave.
 
5.Every 5 mins standup,collect your stuff and change seats.
 
6.Bring things to throw at the teacher. Blame it on the person nearest to you
 
7.DO the exams in crayon,paint or fluresent markers
 

 

 
10 Ways to mess with people in a computer lab
 
1.Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God." They've found me!" Then bolt
 
2. Laugh uncontrollably for 2 mins. then suddenly stop and look around suspiciously at everyone who looks at you
 
3. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you
 
4. go to a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume over and over agoin
 
5.Everytime you press enter and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream"YES!" when it finishes.
 
6. Put a straw in your mouth and your hands in your pocket. Type by hitting the keys with your straw.
 
7. If your sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "the lion sleeps tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
 
8. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!" and contimue working
 
9. Attempt to eat your computers mouse
 
10. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them
 

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